GH2005 Nurses Ball Episode

 

 

A Nightmare Named Lucy...

 

Lucky bounds into the Wyndemere rec room with a triumphant grin. "I
found it!"
Laura smiles happily as she squeezes Stefan's hand. "I'm so happy you
and Nikolas agreed to watch this with us. It's a classic and I'm sure
you'll adore it."
Stefan and Nikolas exchange uneasy glances as they watch Lucky bound
just a little too gleefully to the VCR. Once he puts the movie in, he
snickers.
Nikolas speaks up. "I heard that, bro. What is so funny?"
Lucky turns to face his family and smiles. "Well, I'm just trying to
figure out what you and Stefan watched all those years on the island. I
mean, I know you saw Star Wars, though Stefan, I'd work on that Vadar
impression, man, but you both have never seen Grease. I'm just happy I
can be here to share the experience with you."
Stefan turns to Laura. "Lasha, what is this about? Lucky is never happy
to experience anything in "Castle Doom" as he calls it."
Lulu and Staci enter with drinks and popcorn. "Mrs. Lansbury is bringing
more drinks and snacks. Daddy, you've REALLY never seen Grease before?"
Stefan shakes his head. "No Angel, Nikolas and I never have."
The movie begins and Lucky takes a seat on the couch next to Nikolas.
"Time for a new experience, bro."

Mac and Felicia watch as Lucy and Kevin pull away from the house. Mac
follows Felicia into the house and collapses. "Explain how we got conned
into singing this ridiculous song again?"
Felicia laughs as she nuzzles next to him on the couch. "Because Lucy is
one of our 'bestest friends' and she wouldn't be quiet until we agreed?
Come on-- it won't be so bad. I can just add a long brown wig and we'll
find some old bell bottoms."
Mac shudders at the thought. "But a Sonny and Cher song? I thought we
could do something more..."
Felicia grins. " Don't you mean LESS embarrassing? Well, you and Evan
could do a father and son act. Oh wait, Lucy mentioned she had a great
idea for Evan already. I think he's going to raise a lot of money."
Mac eyes her curiously. "Really?? How?"
Felicia teases. "Oh no, it's supposed to be surprise."
Mac leans over her threatening to tickle her. "Tell me."
Felicia grins happily. "I think he's going to reprise his bachelorette
party act. I mean, the ladies were really impressed. I betcha he's been
getting all kinds of offers for um what do we call them... private
parties? He'll be sure to pull in lots of money and it's for a good
cause."
Mac realizes she's teasing and shakes his finger at her. "That's not
funny. You have no idea how embarrassing it was to watch him strip while
the rest of you, what should we call you... ladies? Whooped and hollered
at him."
Felicia grins mischievously. "You know-- I've been wondering something.
Evan has such a firm tush, was your tush that firm when you were young?"
Mac scoops her off the couch and heads towards the bedroom. "My tush is
still firm, baby."

Scotty listens to Lucy on the phone as he flips through a magazine.
"Luce, Luce..LUCY! Take a breath, look I'd like to help you out, but I'm
just not in the mood to perform this year. I just lost my parents and
Serena and I are trying to resettle in here. Maybe next year."
Lucy sighs impatiently. "Come on pal, I just need this one teensy weensy
favor. You and Serena could do an act together. She likes to sing,
ohhhhhh I just had this image of you looking quite handsome in a tux
singing 'Me and My Shadow' with Serena. You'd both be so adorable."
Scotty tries to reason with her again. "Lucy, not this year- okay? I'll
write ya a check and I don't know, maybe Serena will want to do
something with you. Why don't I give her the phone to talk to you."
Lucy remains firm. "Okay, I can do that. WAIT! Fabbo idea. You and Kevin
could try an act together. Serena and I could do ours and you and Doc
could do something sweet and funny maybe."
Scott scoffs at her. "The last person I want to do an act with is
Nutboy."
Lucy scolds him. "Stop calling him that, pal! Kev had a great idea years
ago for you and him to do the Macarena it's been long enough now it
would be positively retro..."
Scotty spots Serena..."Okay Lucy, handing you over to Serena. Night.."
He looks at his daughter. "She's all yours. I'm beat and going to bed."
Serena smiles. "Night Daddy. Hey Lucy."

Kevin looks in the mirror critically. He looks down at his brush and
says angrily. "Seems you have more of my hair than my head does."
Lucy walks into the bedroom and wraps her arms around him. "Hey Doc."
Kevin smiles at her. "How did the call with Scott go?"
Lucy frowns. "Ohh pooh, he said no but they all say no at first. He'll
come around. Serena said she'd do a tap dancing number with me. We're
thinking 'Me and My Shadow'. How about you?"
Kevin smiles as he turns to her. "Sounds great. I don't know yet, honey.
I'll think of something. Lucy.."
She looks into his eyes. "Yeah Doc.."
Kevin takes a step away. "Do I look any different to you?"
Lucy looks at him curiously. "Different?"
Kevin nods. "Yes, do I look different to you?"
Lucy looks him over carefully and shrugs. "Well, to be honest those
slippers don't go with that bathrobe, but no you don't look different.
What's going on?"
Kevin sits on the bed unhappily. "I've lost more hair. Everyday more of
it disappears. One day you are going to wake up next to a bald man."
Lucy fingers his shoulder length hair seductively. "No I won't. I've
noticed something though. You keep letting it get longer. Why, one day
it's going to be longer than mine! Don't become too consumed with it,
otherwise you'll sound like Scott. Boy, you should see him when Pepe
goes out of town without telling him first..."

Stefan lies on his bed restless. He turns to Laura. "What did you tell
Lucy?"
Laura yawns sleepily. "Same thing I tell her every year. We'll be happy
to donate but only Lucky and Lulu will be performing. Go to sleep,
honey."
She turns from him and within minutes is sleeping peacefully. Stefan
lays back down and within minutes he's asleep and dreaming...

Lucy Coe smiles at the Audience. "We have a special treat for you
tonight! Performing a song from the musical Grease here are Stefan and
Laura Cassadine..."
Stefan emerges on the stage dressed in black jeans, a white t-shirt and
a black t-birds jacket. His hair is slicked back and a comb is placed in
his hip pocket. As the music starts Laura enters wearing tight black
jeans, a low cut off the shoulder black shirt and a black leather
jacket. Her hair curls around her shoulders cupping her face perfectly
as Stefan begins to sing..
"I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'"

Laura dances over to him and grabs him by the collar of his jacket..
"You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do"

Together they sing the chorus..
"You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need), oh yes indeed (yes indeed)"

Stefan rises from the bed screaming. He looks around and realizes it was
just a dream. Laura wraps her arms around him sleepily. "bad dream?"
Stefan nods. "You have no idea."

Down the hall Nikolas is tossing and turning in his bed. He can hear
Lucy Coe announcing the next act.."For our next act, we have Lucky
Spencer, Nikolas Cassadine, Jason Morgan and Ned Ashton performing
Grease Lightning...
The men enter the stage around a mock car. Dressed in jeans, t-shirts
and black t-bird jackets Nikolas combs his hair back sexily then slowly
slides the comb back into the oh so tight hip pocket before singing..
"Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's a greased lightnin'! We'll get some overhead lifters, and four
barrel pods, oh yeah
The other guys join in on the next verse.."Keep talkin', whoah keep
talkin'"

Nikolas continues dancing as John Travolta did years before..
"Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah"
The guys join in again "I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money"
Nikolas continues.."With a four-speed on the floor, we'll be waitin' at
the door
You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit - greased
lightnin'"
They all sing together as they dance around the car...
"Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're crossin' through the hitblast sound
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'"

Nikolas rises from his bed covered in sweat. He looks around the room
and sighs in relief. "See if I watch another movie Lucky snickers at."

At the Scorpio home, Mac is dreaming. He hears Lucy announce the next
act and watches as Evan struts out on stage as music fills the room..
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

Evan gyrates on stage as the women cheer him on. Mac watches as
Katherine Bell rips off Evan's shirt to the cheers of the crowd. His son
is undaunted as he dances with Katherine sexily.
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Mac watches as Evan finishes his act and hears the next song begin. A
classic song tune he can't quite place until he watches Robin enter the
stage apparently covered with only a large white feather fan.
Singing.."Let me entertain you.."
He jumps from the bed as he awakens with a scream. He looks around the
room and sees Felicia looking at him curiously. "You okay, sweety?"
Mac nods unsure and lays back in her arms. "Just a bad dream. A really
bad dream."

Scotty is sleeping restlessly in his bed. He tosses from one side to the
next trying to settle into a deep calm sleep. He begins to dream and
finds himself backstage at the Nurses' ball. He looks oddly at Kevin who
is standing beside him. "Um, Nutboy, you have fruit on your head."
Kevin sighs. "Yeah, well so do you. Let's go; we're on.."
Scott takes a quick look in the mirror and is shocked to see himself
wearing white baggy island pants, a Spanish silk shirt and a fruit
arrangement on his head. He looks back at Kevin who's in the identical
outfit. Suddenly, they're on stage and the music begins.
He tries to stop himself but is unsuccessful. He and Kevin begin to
dance together in perfect synch, as if they have practiced for years...
I am not trying to seduce you

When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good I'll take you home with me

1-Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena

Scott rises from his bed and breathes in deeply. He looks around his
room and realizes it was just a dream. He remains sitting in his bed
when Serena walks in eating a banana. "You okay Daddy?"
Scott eyes the banana and nods. "I'm fine. Why aren't you in bed?"
Serena hops on the bed beside him. "It's not that late. You sure you're
okay? I could make you a snack? Want a banana?"
Scott shakes his head emphatically. "No baby, no fruit. I think I'm
going to go back to bed."

Kevin nuzzles next to Lucy and sleeps peacefully. He begins to dream
about the Nurses' Ball. He watches as Lucy and Serena finish their tap
dance and claps for them loudly. He turns to Scott. "They were great."
Scott nods. "Let's go, man. We're on."
Kevin looks at him oddly. "On? "
Scott nods and heads towards the stage. The music begins to play and
Scott is out there singing..
"She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling"

Kevin joins him on the stage and begins to sing with him.
"Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy"

Kevin begins to sing solo..
"Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my..."

He rises from the bed quickly screaming.."HAIR!"
Lucy reaches over and sleepily rubs his back. "It's okay, Doc. It's
still there. I promise. Go back to sleep."

 

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